i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
"when women wear makeup theyre lying to men!1!”
idk man i don’t think anyone’s trying to convince you they actually have green eyelids
i love how gatorade doesn’t actually ever get referred to by it’s actual flavors
"the other blue one"