boobsquish:

vesley:

shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever

congratulations to your sibling 

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greetings:

when my parents ask me to be nice to someone i don’t like

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bitrates:

Netflix gives you 15 seconds between episodes to decide whether or not you’re doing anything with your life today.

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friccup:

when your chem teacher gives u a pop quizimage

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  • me: feels lonely
  • me: isolates self
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skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

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